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DickDar Detector Keyring

DickDar Detector Keyring
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"This is an adult novelty fun item"
 
Use Dickdar's amazing powers of detection to make pre- dick-tion on what is lurking in his underpants! How hilarious! DickDar is the ultimate size detector key chain, which has mazing powers of detection to make a pre-dick-tion on what is lurking in below!
 
Great for:
  • first dates (although if your serious about impressing him, we wouldn't recommend such a gag!)
  • Bars & clubs.
  • Girls night out (now we definately recommend this for a laugh).
  • Speed dating
  • Single nights.
  • The gym.
How to use:
Aim the DickDar key chain at your sbuject's pecker and hit the DickDar button. In just a few seconds the amazing new technology will size up his 'love truncheon' and tell you the results!
 
Phrases include: (brace yourself to laugh....)
  • "That pe*n*s is a weapon of mass destruction" (sorry we thought we'd block out the full spelling word)
  • "Um"...Hung like a field mouse"
  • "Mmm...Short & thick will do the trick".

Includes 3 x AD13 batteries

Now onto the serious part- this is an adult novelty item, and should be treated like so.

 


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