Dead Fred Desktop Pen Holder

OK, so we're not all in the habit of stabbing someone with a pen, but this rather sinister and somewhat satisfying little pen holder does give you one way of vetting your fustrations, without the risk of getting arrested for grievous bodily harm. Whenever you're in the verge of screaming 'Arrrghhh!', pick up a pen and Dead Fred will be on your desk to your rescue! Made of silicon rubber Dead Fred can withstand many a stabs, punches and kicks for that matter.

 

Maybe your pens at work have a strange habit of going walk-abouts and never returning? Well, now you can make your statement and scare away that mysterious 'pen-thief, with the Dead Fred Desktop Pen Holder. Your pen snatching colleagues will be so amused by Dead Fred that they'll forget that they had come to 'borrow' your pen in the first place. Either that or they'll be completed spooked by the thought of dead bodies and voodoo dolls lurking around your desk top, that they'll be gone in a flash!

Liven up your desk with the Dead Fred Pen Holder.

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