Mens Ready Filled Christmas Stocking

Perhaps you have have finished browsing through our shop and find it difficult to choose from such an impressive range of goodies for a stocking? Or maybe, what with ordering the turkey and raiding the attic for the fairy lights, you're not sure you'll have enough time to look for and assemble a stocking for your loved ones? In either case, why don't you let us do the work for you. These great value stockings will be filled with goodies that are sure to excite and delight.

 

For Men, we have a £16.99 and deluxe stocking £50.99. Our Deluxe stocking has been put together for those who, rather than giving one large present, want to give a stocking full of high quality presents.

 

 

 

This shocking device is in a league of its own. Simply ask your mates to write down their number and WHAM they will immediately get the shock of their life!! You'll be laughing for hours! Oh, and it's a functioning black writing pen as well. Please note, this product emits an electric shock. May interfere with electrical devices such as pacemakers. Do not use if you suffer from epilepsy or similar related illness.

 

 

 

 

Sonic Key Ring Finder. This is the perfect gift for those who are always misplacing their keys. A whistle from the owner activates the bleeper and red light in this keyring, enabling lost keys to be found. Of course you'll need to be able to whistle!

 

 

 

 

                        

 

Colour Change Putty. Familiarly squidgy, malleable putty, but with a curious property; the colour changes according to temperature, making this a 'slimy' product that appeals as much to girls as boys. Each portion of putty is contained within a transparent plastic ball.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Enthusiasts of Ten Pin Bowling can now play anywhere, even at their desk. This smart little boxed set contains everything needed (including the tiniest bowling bag!) to play a realistic game, including the pins and the bowling lane itself - even a score card!

 

 

 

 

Card Light- A surprisingly powerful credit card sized torch, that can be kept discreetly to hand. When pressed, a powerful beam of light is emitted. Batteries included.

 

 

 

 

Mini Punch Ball- a great executive desk-toy - vent your anger on the mini punch-ball, and cheers of jubilation are emitted from the speaker. Small suckers on the base secure it to the desk. Requires 2 x AAA batteries.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is definitely the present for the man who has everything! Aimed at the "Busy Male Executive" is the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher! For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough, the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand, for those hard to reach places.

 

 

 

 

The Homer talking bottle opener measures 13 cm in height and says three trademark phrases as you pry off that bottle cap:- " To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems "." 80% of the human body is water, in my case it's beer ". Drink up- not drinking is only gonna make it worse".

 

 

 

 

Great to trick your friends with, when they need to open another beer, just pass them this bottle opener and laugh when they try to open their bottle. When this item comes into contact with the metal bottle lid it generates a nasty but harmless shock much to your satisfaction.

 

 

 

 

Made of Tyvek, this wallet feels like paper but it is actually made of thousands of long plastic fibers creating a surface that is both lightweight and durable yet super thin, tear and waterproof. Tyvek is also water resistant and will protect against the humidity in your pocket which destroys leather. Design may vary (Par Avion, Newspaper Print, or Comic Book).

 

 

• Poo-pooing Santa or Reindeer.
• Mini Table Tennis.

 

 

 

 

 

Mini Table Tennis- a miniature version of the popular ping pong game, so you can play on your desk. Contains 2 rubber backed bats, net, post and a minature ping pong ball.